Archive for March 29th, 2007

United States wins bronze medal

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

By introducing a new vaccine, the United States scored a key victory today in the war against prostate cancer. With the win, the U.S. secured a bronze medal in the World Warfare Cup. Here are the standings:

  1. Drugs (beat U.S. 11-0, continuing a winning streak that dates back to the 1980′s)
  2. Terror (beat U.S. 4-0 with three own goals)
  3. United States
  4. Prostate cancer

Note: earlier reports of a decisive U.S. victory over Terror in a poorly attended match held in Afghanistan turned out to be incorrect. The winner of that match was, in fact, Drugs.

See this video starting at 5 minutes 43 seconds, or this interview, for more information.

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