By introducing a new vaccine, the United States scored a key victory today in the war against prostate cancer. With the win, the U.S. secured a bronze medal in the World Warfare Cup. Here are the standings:
- Drugs (beat U.S. 11-0, continuing a winning streak that dates back to the 1980’s)
- Terror (beat U.S. 4-0 with three own goals)
- United States
- Prostate cancer
Note: earlier reports of a decisive U.S. victory over Terror in a poorly attended match held in Afghanistan turned out to be incorrect. The winner of that match was, in fact, Drugs.
See this video starting at 5 minutes 43 seconds, or this interview, for more information.
