never mind anthrax…here’s the headline of the century:
Turds found in Capitol
According to a Capitol Hill newspaper, police are unable to solve the mystery of the “caca caper.”
What mystery? They’re there every day, passing bills — rather than bowels — to kill more people in Iraq and maintain a class stratified society at home.
“Usually, if a turd gets into the Senate, it’s because he or she was elected,” Emily Heil reports for Roll Call. “But on Wednesday, several large piles of actual, nonmetaphorical ‘No. 2′ found their way into the Capitol, and the source isn’t yet clear.”
